Alright Mick,
I don't want to have to come down there and slap you around (to knock some sense into you...not cause I'm "into" that sort of stuff or anything!!)...I'm going to provide you with some insight that will help you through these trying times.
things Mick hates.....(I have edited out the ones I don't care about!!)
* my life
see below
* being asked for a coffee at my gf's parents place when i dont feel like one and if i say no thanks...they ask me "why not dont you like the way i make it or something?"...i just dont feel like it goddddd
Are you by chance related to Napoleon Dynamite??
* being stuck in the worst possible place (gippsland victoria) god help me im a ******* queenslander...give me back the beaches..
Being a Gippslander myself, I care about this one more than any of the others....Gippsland has some of the best beaches in the WORLD!!! 90 miles of them in fact!!! We also have less jellyfish, crocodiles and sharks....it might be that our changeable whether is more the issue?? It is a scientific fact that depression is higher in climates with stable weather patterns (ie constantly hot/cold/wet/windy)...welcome to happy-old Victoria!!!
* my gf asking me to go buy tampons at 10pm and when i buy it i get funny looks like im buying it for myself or something...um no mate im buying it cause my gf is 2 lazy alright?? lol
Your gf seems to be the cause of a lot of your problems!!!
* hate it when im hungry all i have to eat will take me more than 10 minutes to make and i want it right then and now...10 miuntes is a lifetime
(dude...3 words....2 minute noodles!!!
*victoria is just alf alf alf alf alf...like mix it up a bit more with other sports? not everyone is into the alf just cause your in vic..i know the VFL was orginally here but god....id rather watch a movie
Isn't it the same with NRL in QLD??
*hate it when i wanna buy something i have no money cause i spent most of it on something completly useless....
What like tampons???
*hate it when people think they are better than you rather being a nice person.
I don't think I'm better than you...I can't help it if I'm smart AND good-looking!!
*hate money....it makes and breaks lives...sad to think money is what makes the world go around..which will result into this planet being destroied cause no one cares all they care about is making money...
I think you mean religion!!!
*last....i hate not having any milk in the fridge and no petrol is my heap of **** car
sell the car and buy a cow!!!
I hope this helps!!!