Great Sledges

[COMPO]

This is a good one. Any more?.

Adam Parore and Daryll Cullinan:
Because Cullinan is well known for being Warne's bunny, New Zealand keeper Parore greeted the South African, carefully playing the first ball from kiwi Chris Harris, with a cry of: "Bowled Warnie!"

 

[Mamboblue72]

none that are fit to print!!

 

[looselips666]

agreed mamboblue!

 

[cricket_cox]

caint remember who said what so on but this one occured once.


Cricketer 1: Why are you so fat?
Cricketer 2: Because everytime i shag ya mum she gives me a cookie

 

[ljandkg]

caint remember who said what so on but this one occured once.


Cricketer 1: Why are you so fat?
Cricketer 2: Because everytime i shag ya mum she gives me a cookie

Fat Zimbabwean bowler Eddo Brandes said that to Glenn McGrath and it was about his wife not his Mum.... whole aussie slip cordon laughed their heads off....

 

[nyana450]

i still love the one that was credited to steve waugh in the world cup semi vs sth africa. hershelle gibs dropped him and he had this to say:
"how does it feel to drop the world cup?"

 

[ljandkg]

Then there's the famous Sarwan/McGrath sledge - another time when McGrath got handed his head.....u might have to look that one up yrself thou.....hardly family reading...

 

[Mamboblue72]

Then there's the famous Sarwan/McGrath sledge - another time when McGrath got handed his head.....u might have to look that one up yrself thou.....hardly family reading...

I was there! and we were worried there would be a riot! Not a great day for the game!

 

[COMPO]

Might not be so bad on youtube.

 

[edd1e66]

 

[cricket_cox]

going down stevie!

 

[Mamboblue72]

When mark waugh questioned a poor quality cricketer's Technique the batsman replied, "at least im the best cricketer in my family"

 

[cricket_cox]

lol, heard that one. was a new zealander