The Ex COVID-19 Troll thread: 2019-2024 Sniffles Edition - Now a general funnies thread!

[MattWasGF4L]

Would we have been safer from the virus if the earth was round instead of flat?

Surely it would have drifted out into space off the corner and just dispersed months ago

@graham Scott Morrison AND Kyrie Irving here?!?!? wow this site really is moving up in the world!

 

[MattWasGF4L]

Anyone else panic buying but hit their stash early?

You have this on the rocks or how does it go down mate? @bigrob2307

 

[kiwi_in_melb]

@graham Scott Morrison AND Kyrie Irving here?!?!? wow this site really is moving up in the world!

You mean across in the world... Nothing is more up or down than anywhere else

 

[kiwi_in_melb]

 

[MattWasGF4L]

 

[MattWasGF4L]

Good god people wake up - you don't know what kind of an opportunity you're missing here!

@crackberry @araiee @mattharper85 @Matt Holodny

 

[bigrob2307]

Wow I bought 4 bottles today and thought I was panic buying.

Not to panic anyone but i have heard bottle shops may close after Sunday depending on the Cabinets decision Sunday night. The bottle shop workers are fully expecting they will be shut down come next week.

 

[MattWasGF4L]

I love this little message popping up the top!

 

[MattWasGF4L]

Not to panic anyone but i have heard bottle shops may close after Sunday depending on the Cabinets decision Sunday night. The bottle shop workers are fully expecting they will be shut down come next week.

holy shit

 

[bigrob2307]

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The only good wine is one that comes out of a goon bag

 

[bigrob2307]

Who u calling an amateur

 

[MattWasGF4L]

The only good wine is one that comes out of a goon bag

I had a baaaadd experience when I was 16 with a goon bag wine. Almost died.
But seriously, I did.
I've never touched one since. A bottle seems so much safer.....

 

[bigrob2307]

I love this little message popping up the top!

You know what. This message is too fuckin small

 

[bigrob2307]

I had a baaaadd experience when I was 16 with a goon bag wine. Almost died.
But seriously, I did.
I've never touched one since. A bottle seems so much safer.....

Clearly u were not playing goon of fortune...

 

[MattWasGF4L]

You know what. This message is too f***in small

ATTENTION @graham The font size needs to be a tad larger please! as per special request

 

[MattWasGF4L]

Clearly u were not playing goon of fortune...

No I was playing 1 sip for me, 1 for me,
1 for me, 1 for me.
Some idiot had the idea to put me in charge of holding it....

 

[bigrob2307]

You have this on the rocks or how does it go down mate? @bigrob2307

You know honestly just how i feel. Had some with coca cola (not game enough to say coke ) some with pepsi max where u cant taste alcohol at all and some just on the rocks all while posting my playlist to facebook

 

[MattWasGF4L]

You know honestly just how i feel. Had some with coca cola (not game enough to say coke ) some with pepsi max where u cant taste alcohol at all and some just on the rocks all while posting my playlist to facebook

Exactly what I would try - I'd maybe start on cola and end on the rocks. Or on the floor.

 

[MattWasGF4L]

LIVE LOOK AT @graham staring a troll thread then toddling off to bed

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[bigrob2307]

Im just disappointed this thread still has curse words sensored even though said it was good Go with all our filthiness.

FUCK AYE BRO LETS GET SOME CHEAP PUSSY