Sharkies Jokes (sorry Foldee)

[hobo]

Whilst these may be politically incorrect and or even somewhat insensitive to the recent goings on in the "shire" I must admit I got a chuckle.

• A recent survey found that Cronulla Sharks are getting larger crowds to their gangbangs than there league games.
• The NRL have cleared Matty Johns of all charges as the kiwi girl has admitted she was unaware of the interchange rule !
• What’s the difference between Matt Johns and “ JAWS” . In Jaws there was only 1 shark eating a woman.

Now we await the steriod jokes !!!!!!
Ross

 

[qwerty66$$]

i finally understand the meaning of the hucka when they say cum matty cum

 

[edd1e66]

i finally understand the meaning of the hucka when they say cum matty cum

 

[howzat]

Got this the other day - Kiwi woman should have just laid still while Matty Johns had his way with her. It is common knowledge that thrashing around and screaming only attracts other sharks....

Bit of a laugh all these jokes going around via texts etc! But Johnsy has lost everything over this whole pile of crap! Poor bugger...

 

[beefman138]

Andrew Johns was a great player, but Matty was the man when it came to putting his team-mates into holes....

 

[jpear30]

Haha hahahahhahahahhahahahaah