JOKE - Unexpected Pregnancy

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A young daughter of 18 says to her mother that she's missed her period for the last 2 months. Worried, the mother drags her to the Dr's to discover she's pregnant!!

The mother furious, demands "who did this to you? I want to see him RIGHT NOW".

The daughter makes a phone call, and an hour later, an elegant man dressed well, and groomed well pulls up and gets out of his porshe, and enters the house.

The daughter and her parents are in the louge waiting for his arrival, and as the man sits he begins to tell them "Unfortunately, due to personal family situations, I cannot father this child, but I will support your daughter for the rest of her life".

He continues "If she has a girl, I will give her $1,000,000 a hear, a condo in the islands, and much much more. If she has a boy, I will double this, as my legacy must continue in life".

"And if she is to have twins, I will double everything!!"

He then says to the parents "but I'm unsure what to do if she has a miscarrage"

Silence surrounds them, until the father says





"then you shag her again"..... :p
 
Fess up Mavs
The man in the Porsche is you isn't it
A fling with one of the chicks from mixed netball
Come on man, you can tell us...
 
heres a few basketball jokes:

Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
He wanted to beat the crowd!

What do the Utah Jazz and a prostitute have in common?
Whenever something big comes along they always blow it!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!

(disclaimer, this ones a groaner :roll: )
what does MJ put on his toast?
Space Jam!

(this ones pretty racist, but funny still)
why are black guys so good at basketball?
because theyre so good at shooting and stealing
 
LOL, nah not me. Although I was once told that an ex of mine's father told her to get back with me cos "I had money".... just not sure where I've got it...

LOL Jezz, the Mexican one was good!
 
LOL...got work guys..we should make a section on the site just for jokes...something to have a good browse at??whatdayathink???
 
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