Competition A random post in this thread will be chosen for a prize on 1 April 2022 - make someone laugh

[ozsportscardcollector]

What about the Sydney taxi driver who told two passengers to stick their 50 Bitcoins up their ....and pay him $25 in real money.

 

[graham]

 

[GarnettFan4Life]

Winner of this prize is ————— Will Smith - congrats and OMG bro - so many new memes out of this bitch slap he just put on Chris Rock hahaha

 

[graham]

View: https://youtu.be/myjEoDypUD8


A friend told me about, I said that's gotta be a put on. Nope, don't think that was.

 

[OutlawNinja]

 

[ozsportscardcollector]

Pity Chris Rock didn't knock this clown's head in. He could've accepted the Oscar whilst having his jaw rewired. That incident wasn't funny. It was awful. I wish I hadn't seen it. There's way too much anger and violence in this world without having it unexpectedly beamed into loungerooms without warning.

The funny part might be the analysis. It will get the "toxic masculinity treatment" but sadly for those who love this kind of stuff it can't get the "white toxic masculinity treatment".
It also reinforces for me that somehow black on black violence is ok. Imagine if a white man had stepped up and done that? Or if the presenter was white?They probably would've cheered.

This incident was depressing. Nothing funny about it at all.

 

[ozsportscardcollector]

I only saw the incident with the sound deleted. It's way worse with the sound. Let's see how Hollyweird reacts. Will they cancel Smith? Just like they cancelled Russel Crowe after he threw a telephone at a concierge( Crowe never worked in a Hollywood blockbuster ever again). I don't think so.

 

[Matt26]

To the tune of Men In Black:

Here comes the man who slaps,
GI Janes Defender.

Here comes the man who slaps,
Chris Rock will remember.....

 

[GarnettFan4Life]

There must be some more history between Chris and Will otherwise that’s a fairly strong (over) reaction there by Will. or maybe he just snapped after a lot of pressure, remember all that talk about them having an open relationship but Jada being the boss and her history with Tupac? Will got a bit emasculated there and trying to take back some power? Weird way to do it though, on that stage. imo he‘ll definitely have to pay some sort of price for that slap.

People were saying he got punched. He got bitch slapped - huge difference. Something that comedians make jokes about all the time. he didn’t press charges, he can use this for material the rest of his career.

 

[Matt26]

Will laughed at the joke (someone then told him what it meant) his Mrs. didn't look impressed so Will then decided to try and get back into the marital bed and get some brownie points by sticking up for his woman.

How funny is it that GI Jane finally gets its first Oscars mention decades after it was released! haha

 

[ozsportscardcollector]

There's a lot to this. I've calmed down a bit since yesterday but I hate seeing what I deem an unprovoked act of violence. Had Chris Rock kinged him as Smith walked off smugly and then curb stomped him a couple of times I would have loved it. I hate seeing aggressive acts of violence but I love seeing someone retaliate to it.

I hated the whole look. This B grade actor, who has pumped out one s....movie after another for 25 years, was allowed to stay in the building and receive his lifetime participation award( Oscar) instead of being escorted out of the building. That was an attack on all comedians. You can laugh at that but that's what it was. Millions saw that and some will copy it. We live in such a woke cesspit these days.

I wouldn't be surprised if that tosser has unleashed a few of those 'slaps' on his Mrs over the years.

Also, that's not a bitchslap imo. That had a fair bit of force and was more like a side of the hand strike with the follow through making it look like a slap.

 

[ozsportscardcollector]

To the tune of Men In Black:

Here comes the man who slaps,
GI Janes Defender.

Here comes the man who slaps,
Chris Rock will remember.....

That's not bad. I'll have a go myself.

Here comes the man who racks
Coked up to the eyeballs

Here comes the man who racks
Shit actor and pretender.

 

[GarnettFan4Life]

Great tributes and send off for Warney


Bowling Warney!

 

[GarnettFan4Life]

pm coming for the winner @ozsportscardcollector

 

[GarnettFan4Life]

 

[GarnettFan4Life]

kidding @graham take it easy old boy - there will be a prize going out haha

 

[graham]

kidding @graham take it easy old boy - there will be a prize going out haha

 

[GarnettFan4Life]

gotta watch the blood pressure in our old age

 

[graham]

If there wasn't .....

 

[graham]

What's the prize??