curry-king
Banned User
anyone know any goodsprot joke's i will start it off with a few
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls
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TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...
10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY
9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FASTBREAK
8. IF YOU NEED A BREAK, YOU CAN CALL A 20 SECOND TIMEOUT
7. THERE IS A COACH TELLING YOU WHEN TO "TAKE IT TO THE HOLE"
6. BEING DOUBLE-TEAMED IS COMMON
5. YOU CAN PASS IT OFF, SO YOUR BUDDY CAN SCORE
4. IF SCOUTS LIKE YOUR PERFORMANCE, YOU TURN PRO
3. YOU KNOW YOU ARE DONE WHEN THE HORN SOUNDS
2. YOU ALWAYS TRY TO SCORE WITHIN 24 SECONDS
1. THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE WITH A TOWEL TO CLEAN UP ANY WET SPOTS
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three baseball fans leave the stadium after a game and come across a dead, naked woman lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead woman out of respect and to cover her private parts until the cops arrive.
The first fan places his Boston Red Sox cap over her left breast, the second places his Phillies cap on her right breast and the third fan places his Yankees cap on her pubic area.
The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found her naked and covered her up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the Red Sox cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Phillies cap, and also quickly replaced it.
However, when he lifted the Yankees cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Yankees cap once again and stared for a long time.
As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the woman's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an asshole under a Yankees cap."
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls
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TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...
10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY
9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FASTBREAK
8. IF YOU NEED A BREAK, YOU CAN CALL A 20 SECOND TIMEOUT
7. THERE IS A COACH TELLING YOU WHEN TO "TAKE IT TO THE HOLE"
6. BEING DOUBLE-TEAMED IS COMMON
5. YOU CAN PASS IT OFF, SO YOUR BUDDY CAN SCORE
4. IF SCOUTS LIKE YOUR PERFORMANCE, YOU TURN PRO
3. YOU KNOW YOU ARE DONE WHEN THE HORN SOUNDS
2. YOU ALWAYS TRY TO SCORE WITHIN 24 SECONDS
1. THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE WITH A TOWEL TO CLEAN UP ANY WET SPOTS
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three baseball fans leave the stadium after a game and come across a dead, naked woman lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead woman out of respect and to cover her private parts until the cops arrive.
The first fan places his Boston Red Sox cap over her left breast, the second places his Phillies cap on her right breast and the third fan places his Yankees cap on her pubic area.
The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found her naked and covered her up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the Red Sox cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Phillies cap, and also quickly replaced it.
However, when he lifted the Yankees cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Yankees cap once again and stared for a long time.
As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the woman's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an asshole under a Yankees cap."
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