Collingwood own the AFL and Demitriou
Shaw's season should be over and Maxwell should get at least 4 weeks
Here is a an ammusing transcript between "Andy D and Eddie", written by a member on DT TALK:
“Helloâ€
“Hey Eddie, it’s me Andy Dâ€
“Who?â€
“You know, Andy from HQâ€
“Who?â€
“Demetriouâ€
“Who?â€
“You know… ahh forget it! Listen Eddie, we just caught two of your boys betting on a matchâ€
“Which two? Was it F@cking Didak & Cloke again?â€
“No. Listen they placed a bet on a Collingwood match. It’s pretty serious…â€
“You sure it wasn’t Dids?â€
“No it was Heath Shaw…â€
“Sounds about rightâ€
“and Nick Maxwell.â€
“Our captain?â€
“I’m afraid soâ€
“Uh huh. Who is this again?â€
“Andrew Demetriouâ€
“Sure. Come on Sam, I know it’s you mate. I don’t think this is a very good bit for the Footy Show next week mate.â€
“Eddie, it’s me. Andrewâ€
“Really?â€
“REALLY!â€
“****â€
“So listen I’m gonna have to suspend your boys.â€
“Are you serious? C’mon Andy, maaate…. they’re good kidsâ€
“I know Eddie but we have a policyâ€
“More of a guideline.â€
“Look Eddie my hands are tied. I have to do something!â€
“What about a reprimand?
“Eddie…. someone has to miss gamesâ€
“Allright. Heater can miss a couple……â€
“We were thinking until 2012 season Eddieâ€
“You f**king what?â€
“The policy Eddie. Next time is life banâ€
“Yeh but they didn’t mean any harm. What did they bet on anyway?â€
“$20 on Nick to kick the first goal.â€
“Ha! You call that a bet? That’s a charitable donation. How about he comes back for the grand final?â€
“Oh allright, I’ll tell the guys; H Shaw & N Maxwell suspended until the Grand Finalâ€
“Ahhh no.â€
“What?â€
“Just Shaw. We can’t have our Captain suspended until the Grand Final for something like this. What if we don’t make the Grand Final? Do you know how much money we generate for you? Think of the Magpies image Andy.â€
“How about Nick gets one game then?â€
“How about this Andy; Nick gets a $10,000 fine and Heath misses until the Grand Final AND a $20,000 fine?â€
“Well…..â€
“C’mon Andy…. mate….?â€
“Allright Eddieâ€
“Great! I’ll draft up a press release. Nick Maxwell $10,000 fine with $5,000 suspended and Heath Shaw suspended for 14 gamesâ€
“That’s too many. It’ll be into next season.â€
“Will it? Okay then… 14 games but 6 suspendedâ€
“But…â€
“You can’t expect him to play in the Grand Final without match fitness Andrew!â€
“Seems a bit soft if Heath only misses 8 games.â€
“AND a $20,000 fineâ€
“Eddie….â€
“Think about all the money you’d lose if we get knocked out of the finals earlyâ€
Eddie pleaseâ€
“C’mon?….. mate?â€
“Well allright, but I want an invite to your Christmas party this year okâ€
“…..Okayâ€
“Awesome! Thanks heaps Eddie, you’re the bestâ€