Some State of Origin jokes to fire everyone up....
Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of QLD players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer QLD fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."
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Q. What do you have when 100 QLD fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
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Q. What's the difference between QLD fans and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
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Q. What do QLD fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a QLD fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the QLD fan - twice.
GO THE BLUES!!!
bbbooooooooooooooooooooo
no josh smith trilogy for you
You've got to be kidding me??? QLD won in SPITE of the poor reffing? QLD won BECAUSE of the poor reffing!!! What the hell was that pass from Webb to Price to start the game-winning "try" movement? Hut 23??? Go long, go long!!! The ref and linesmen, three blind mice! And their first try also had a forward pass in the last play. I'll give you the knock on by Berrigan, as I wasn't sure myself, but the Blues definately got shafted. And there was NO doubt in their only try, which is more than I can say for the Maroons... But we're in agreement about 1 thing, Shayne Hayne needs a long walk off a short plank...
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